Stole My Extensions

I call the manager of a fast-food restaurant to complain that my burger had so much mayo that it caused me to hit a truck. I want her to pay for damages!

Denise left a bowling alley with her rented bowling shoes on. I call her as the manager demanding payment for the shoes instead of asking her to simply return them.

I call Jesse and ask her not to return to Olive Garden for 30 days because she was abusing the free parmesan cheese privilege.

I call the dry cleaners and accuse one of their employees of smelling the zipper on my pants!