Luxury Steering Package

I call Mona at the funeral home and ask her to prove that I will be buried in the casket I just ordered.

I call a popular warehouse store and try to get them to change up the samples to make me a 5-course meal!

Anthony is the customer service manager at a retail chain. I call to see if he can print my refund on a large check to keep me out of trouble with my wife!

Jared is waiting to receive a tech support call to set up his new laptop. I pretend to put him on hold and then proceed to trash talk him.