Free Ass Whoopin’

I call Peter as a warehouse store employee to let him know we have to suspend his membership for a month… he’s been eating too many free samples, and it has to stop!

I call Michelle and pepper her with personal questions, attempting to ambush her into letting me be her life coach!

Andrea gets a call from her insurance company, which is canceling her policy because she doesn’t have a nice enough car!

Hector is a house painting contractor. I call him to give me a bid and tell me how much it would cost to paint me nude on canvas. He really wants to make sure I know he doesn’t do that kind of painting!