I call Beth and tell her I work at her 7-year-old daughter’s school. I inform her that if her daughter doesn’t have a huge Instagram following she won’t be able to attend this school.
I call Danny who manages an office that performs Mammorgrams, and try to convince him we need to start a new social media platform with only chests on it.
Bridget gets a call from a dating app letting her know that the new “Truth in Social Media Act” means she will have to change her profile picture to the one she uses on her ID.