Shady Dealings

I call Nancy and offer to bring her kids to our 6th-grade summer camp where we teach them to build as many smartphones as they can!

I call Teresa and try to convince her to sign her 6-year-old daughter for a Visa Gold card!

I call Allison to offer her a free hot air balloon, ride but she’s not interested when she finds out it’s not THAT free!

I call Julius and ask him to share his suitcase with me to save money… and to help me bring my smoked fish home!

I call Sandra and offer to let her use my Netflix account for a discount… it’s all part of my new “Savers Network.”

I call Sarah at the landfill and ask to dump my rolled-up carpet in private… away from cameras and the public!

I call Donna and ask her to buy some raffle tickets where her odds are good… like, really good… as in 50/50. Why are the odds of winning so good? Because only one other person entered! That person is ME!

I call Brian at a real estate company and invite him to be on my podcast. What he finds out is that I’m really trying to use him for his conference room…

I call Samantha to help set up her cable, and tell her that I’ll need to stay and watch a whole football game to make sure it works properly!

I call Becky, whose home has been on the market for a while, and tell her I can sell her home if she lets me move in!