Relationships

I call Carlos and tell him I need pest removal… in my mother-in-law’s room!

I call Frankie to confirm a reservation his wife made for them at a nudist hotel and reassure him he won’t mind being naked!

Anthony is the customer service manager at a retail chain. I call to see if he can print my refund on a large check to keep me out of trouble with my wife!

I call Sharon at the city at let her know I’ll be jackhammering my brick out of the plaza because it has the name of my ex on it!

I call Christina at the garden center and ask to take a picture with her to prove to my ex that I can only get inferior looking girls!

I call Terry at a bar and ask her to give me the answers to the Trivia Night questions ahead of time… I really want to impress my date!

I call Megan to ask her on a date and keep trying to get her to commit by repeating, “Swipe right!”

I call a restaurant and ask them to fulfill a bunch of demands to impress a girl. Unfortunately, I won’t have any money until tomorrow!

I call Arlene at a counselor’s office to book a therapy session, and try to get her to take my side against my wife!