I call Michelle to ask her if she has a pig in her apartment because the neighbors are complaining about loud eating noises coming from her place.
I call Jorge to see if he can install some astroturf. He’s not interested when he finds out he will be installing it in a cage with live tigers!
I call a pet groomer to help dye my donkey with black and white stripes so I can take it to a birthday party petting zoo and say it’s a zebra!