Neighbors

I call Lester to shame him for driving by my daughter’s lemonade stand. He claims he didn’t see it. (Of course he didn’t see it… it’s not real!)

I call Stan and pretend to be his 22-year-old neighbor. I really need him to get off his wifi so I can use it for gaming!

I call Tricia pretending to be from her HOA. I have to issue her a fine because she hasn’t been using hand signals while operating her stroller in the neighborhood!

I call Jaimie and pose as a neighbor who wants to borrow her kids so I can pretend to parent them!

I call Santos to let him know that I need to use his jacuzzi for my bad back… no time to say “yes,” I’m already getting in it!

I call Lance and accuse him of stealing my ladder!

I call Michelle to ask her if she has a pig in her apartment because the neighbors are complaining about loud eating noises coming from her place.

I call Aronda and ask her not to park her car in front of my house because it’s ugly.

I call Cesar to let him know I climbed into his backyard to unscrew his new motion sensor lights!

I call Davis pretending to be his new neighbor. The relationship gets off on the wrong foot as I accuse him of stealing my recycling.