Phone Jibba Category:

Kids

Instagram For a Kid

Published on: 02/21/20

I call Beth and tell her I work at her 7-year-old daughter’s school. I inform her that if her daughter doesn’t have a huge Instagram following she won’t be able to attend this school.

Hot Potato Phone Cover

Published on: 02/07/20

I call a 6th-grade teacher and ask if I can give her students a new product I’m working on… it’s a smartphone cover that will shock them to discourage use!

So You Thought You Could Dance

Published on: 01/31/20

I call Lisa to ask if her daughter would like to be on our new network dance show!

Baby Teeth Whitening

Published on: 01/24/20

I call Candace to recommend she gets her one-year-old a teeth whitening because they look a little stained!

Clown Needs a Shower

Published on: 01/10/20

I call Shonda with a very specific requirement in order to prepare to be a clown for face painting duties at her daughter’s birthday party!

Kazoonatics

Published on: 12/13/19

I call a teacher and ask to talk to her students about an anti-drug message… while using a kazoo!

Magic Clarinet

Published on: 10/31/19

I call Trish as the head of the neighborhood HOA and offer her daughter magic lessons because her clarinet practice is too much to take!

Fruit Roll Up Halloween

Published on: 10/17/19

I call Linda and tell her that I would appreciate it if she wouldn’t hand out fruit roll-ups for Halloween this year. It really bummed out my kids last year!

Bus Full of Kids

Published on: 09/12/19

I call Rene and try to charter his bus to fill it with 2 and 3 years olds and have him chaperone!

Ugly Baby Photoshoot

Published on: 08/29/19

I call Lynn at her photo studio to try and get her to convince my wife that our baby daughter is too ugly to be a baby model.