Funny Business

I call Kate at the landfill and tell her I need them to help find my grandpas ashes my housekeeper accidentally threw out. They were in a Coke can!

I call Carla and tell her I’m with her electric company. We’re going to lower the wattage in certain rooms of her home in the evening to force energy efficiency.

I call Helen at a real estate office and convince her to do sound effects to help me win a bet!

I call Carlos and try to get him to let me buy his RV with a Go Fund Me collaboration.

I call Jaimie and pose as a neighbor who wants to borrow her kids so I can pretend to parent them!

I call Michelle and pepper her with personal questions, attempting to ambush her into letting me be her life coach!

I call Cheryl at the waterpark to see if they have my results. Because everyone is competing to be the fastest, right??

I call a suit store with an idea that will really increase their business: start offering a buffet as well!

I call Candace to recommend she gets her one-year-old a teeth whitening because they look a little stained!

I call a mailman and ask him to leave my mail IN my house and while he’s there could he flush my toilet because I forgot!