Phone Jibba Category:

False Accusations

Drive-By Lemonade

Published on: 03/20/20

I call Lester to shame him for driving by my daughter’s lemonade stand. He claims he didn’t see it. (Of course he didn’t see it… it’s not real!)

Stroller Hand Signals

Published on: 03/20/20

I call Tricia pretending to be from her HOA. I have to issue her a fine because she hasn’t been using hand signals while operating her stroller in the neighborhood!

You Got My Ladder

Published on: 02/28/20

I call Lance and accuse him of stealing my ladder!

Supreme with Mayo

Published on: 01/31/20

I call the manager of a fast-food restaurant to complain that my burger had so much mayo that it caused me to hit a truck. I want her to pay for damages!

Bowling Shoes

Published on: 01/24/20

Denise left a bowling alley with her rented bowling shoes on. I call her as the manager demanding payment for the shoes instead of asking her to simply return them.

Smelled My Pants

Published on: 01/10/20

I call the dry cleaners and accuse one of their employees of smelling the zipper on my pants!

Too Much Cheese

Published on: 01/10/20

I call Jesse and ask her not to return to Olive Garden for 30 days because she was abusing the free parmesan cheese privilege.

Almond Milk Hoax

Published on: 12/13/19

I call Rachel at a chain coffee shop to tell her I think that almond milk is just a big fake hoax to charge customers more for their drinks!

Suspended Membership

Published on: 11/22/19

I call Peter as a warehouse store employee to let him know we have to suspend his membership for a month… he’s been eating too many free samples, and it has to stop!

Stole My Smokes

Published on: 10/24/19

I call Lisa and accuse her of ‘stealing my smokes’ when she was at the laundromat!