Customer Service

I call Saida who works at an airline’s reservations department and try to change a ticket… but I keep mumbling the reservation number!

I call Pam at the record store and ask her to identify the song I am poorly singing. It’s clearly “Good Vibrations” by the Beach Boys but I disagree!

I call Miguel at an equipment rental company to rent an EXCAVATOR so I can do stunts for my new reality show!

I call Carla and tell her I’m with her electric company. We’re going to lower the wattage in certain rooms of her home in the evening to force energy efficiency.

I call Robert at the pharmacy to let him know I’m pretty upset because I panicked when I thought the blood pressure cuff would stop inflating!

I call Chuck at the tire store and try to get him to teach me to do a burnout over the phone!

I call Danielle at a doctor’s office because I can’t find my keys… she ends up emptying out her purse to help me find them!

I call a hotel and argue with Anna in reservations about having to check out before I’ve stayed for a full 24 hours.

I call Nick at a muffler shop and insist on talking to Steve… but there is no Steve there!

Melissa’s daughter is getting married and I call to tell her that I’m delivering the wedding cake… all good, except one little detail: our dog accidentally licked it, but we fixed it with new icing!