I call a 6th-grade teacher and ask if I can give her students a new product I’m working on… it’s a smartphone cover that will shock them to discourage use!
I call a gym manager and tell him I’ve got a great new workout that he needs to add to his gym right away. It’s a genius concept: it is based on the snooze button!
Betsy can’t believe I’m trying to sell her my new invention, The Sunny Day Elasto Restraint System. It’s a leash designed to keep elders from walking off the premises!