Blinded By the Toe

I call Wayne, an insurance agent to argue why they aren’t taking “my deductible” out of my payment each month and saving it?

I call Nick at a muffler shop and insist on talking to Steve… but there is no Steve there!

Klaus buys second-hand rollerblades and calls the store where he purchased them to claim they gave him a foot fungus!

Denise left a bowling alley with her rented bowling shoes on. I call her as the manager demanding payment for the shoes instead of asking her to simply return them.