I call Kate at the landfill and tell her I need them to help find my grandpas ashes my housekeeper accidentally threw out. They were in a Coke can!
I call Saida who works at an airline’s reservations department and try to change a ticket… but I keep mumbling the reservation number!
I call Pam at the record store and ask her to identify the song I am poorly singing. It’s clearly “Good Vibrations” by the Beach Boys but I disagree!
I call Miguel at an equipment rental company to rent an EXCAVATOR so I can do stunts for my new reality show!
I call Donna and ask her to become an influencer by wearing an absurdly large solar panel hat!
I call Lester to shame him for driving by my daughter’s lemonade stand. He claims he didn’t see it. (Of course he didn’t see it… it’s not real!)
I call Stan and pretend to be his 22-year-old neighbor. I really need him to get off his wifi so I can use it for gaming!
I call Carla and tell her I’m with her electric company. We’re going to lower the wattage in certain rooms of her home in the evening to force energy efficiency.
I call Tricia pretending to be from her HOA. I have to issue her a fine because she hasn’t been using hand signals while operating her stroller in the neighborhood!
I call Nancy and offer to bring her kids to our 6th-grade summer camp where we teach them to build as many smartphones as they can!